The REAL Katie Lynn Birchard hasn't changed ONE bit, since her days in Iowa, where she was teased relentlessly by her peers for being drastically overweight, with bad teeth and an awkward personality. The REAL Katie Lynn Birchard came from a struggling family in Iowa and spent her days locked in her room, blasting The Spice Girls from her boom-box. Those five girls from over the pond gave Birchard her escape; her musical inspiration; her delusion. Katie Lynn had big dreams and ran off to Orlando, Florida after High School to pursue those dreams as a "pop-princess," only to yet again find rejection, heartache & dead-ends.
In 2006, Birchard met one of her first victims, Zachary Jaydon. Mr. Jaydon was a music manager for one of her local idols, Ben Bledsoe. "Hala started showing up at local shows for Ben in early 2006. She was a die-hard Bledsoe fan, but seemed harmless enough," according to Jaydon. "She was very emotionally immature for her age. She had a 'tag along' personality, like you'd expect from a kid sister." I'd guess that I've probably spent less than 10 hours in her physical presence or in communication with her, but by her blog, you'd think she'd have known me her entire life."
After a "falling-out" with Jaydon, she began a series of entries on her blog, entitled "The Popstress Proclomations," accusing Jaydon of everything from Robbery, Grand Larceny, Petty Theft of both physical & intellectual property, Fraud & a host of other character damaging accusations over a nearly 3 year period. Birchard accused Jaydon of having more than half-a-dozen aliases, both legal and illegal as well as accusing him of posing as a fake attorney before eventually deleting the blog entirely for unknown reasons. Birchard's blogs were filled with links to scandal after scandal about Jaydon, but the problem was when you click on them, they nearly all go to a dead page, or something not tied to Jaydon at all.
According to Birchard's own blog entries, the only personal "foul" committed against her; a supposedly missing refund for part of a recording session gone bad. Birchard's account of the situation vary from blog entry to blog entry, but the stories seem to point to him owing her $100 and/or the production of an additional song. I assume this to be the same session in which "I Kissed Ben" was recorded. According to Ms. Birchard, Bledsoe and Jaydon were to be the session producers, which leads me to one question. Why would ANY legitimate music producer intentionally put their name on something that sounds like that? The rest of her dozens of accusations were from her "sources" who "seen it all." Mr. Jaydon declined to elaborate more specifically on many details of their relationship, as he is suing Ms. Birchard for $100,000 dollars for libel & slander. He assures me that copies of court transcripts would be made available to me as soon as possible.
Katie Lynn Birchard was also a fan of a band called "Letter Perfect" in Orlando. To put her character into perspective, below is a copy of an email sent to one of the band members girlfriends after a supposed night of infidelity. This is quoted directly and unaltered, except for the removal of addresses & phone numbers. The spelling & grammar mistakes and form are also unaltered.
"Sat, June 30, 2007 2:33:03 PM
***** Im sorry. I hope you wont be mad at me...and please DONT put me in the middle...PLEASE. I hope by writing you what happened you will at least forgive me because I love you girl...and to hell with the consequences!
I didnt let anything happen and I didnt ask to be put in it. I wasnt going to say anything because I didnt want to be further in the middle of it and I wasnt sure which way was worse. I was told you guys were broken up when it happened. I love you dear; I will tell you everything...I just didnt want to make things bad with the band (hell their getting bad as it is...I just forgave Sean last week; and Keith has been on my bad list for months). I told Stephanie though and I had a blog up...I wasnt quite quiet. I figured it would make its way back to u but I didnt know what to do. Im sorry. I hope I dont make things worse by writing you but...I always said if you asked Id say something. I told Sean he should tell you what happened...men never listen.
Anyways this is what went down. When we went to Ybor Susi was after Jose. I hate Susi now btw I havent talked to her in 3 weeks-ish and dont intend to. Anyways Sean got really drunk and said you guys had broken up. He was trying to help Susi get with Jose and we ended up (with Justin and Bud) back at the rehersal space. Sean proceeded to get more shitfaced and he seemed really upset. He wanted to come hang out at my place and I trusted him ya know? I never knew him to act that way...
Anyways so he came back and Susi was flirting left and right. Honestly FROM MY POINT OF VIEW (and yes hes in the wrong) SUSI was the one who did it all and he was just in a bad place and drunk off his ass. I was drinking and I couldnt even stand up without wobbling...they started getting a little TOO cuddly and I was trying to kick him out but to no avail. They didnt actually do anything other then hug in front of me and I went off to bed (Id been up 20 hours) at 7am. He stayed til 11am and then he left.
Susi told me they didnt have sex but a...pretty much everything but. And she said the whole time she told him he should go back to you and he said he knew he should. I told her I didnt think it was cool at all and it would NOT be happening again. She agreed and went back to wanting Jose. I told her no fucking way am I being the LP whorehouse and she better get over it...she didnt quite listen (fyi to my knowledge she never got with Jose :p).
Anyways so flashforward to Tuesday (Island Oasis show) and Sean kept us from the after party saying Jose didnt want her there...they (Sean and Susi) really didnt talk or anything much but they had like 5 mins alone. Then fucking Thursday night happened.
So 3am and Sean calls. He says him and Christian are out drinking and they wanna go somewhere to hang out since the bars are closing. I said no fucking way. He says okay and hangs up. He then texts to have Susi call him. She does and I tell her there is no fucking way hes coming back here. She says okay. She comes back (she left the room) and says he really just wants to hang out and he has his friend with him and they wanna get something to eat. I said fine we'll go to IHOP on Colonial and WE'LL drive ourselves. Shes like 'But why they can give us a ride' Im like no then their in control of it...
Anyways so IHOP I SWEAR to God Sean was trying to get me with Christian so he could leave with her. He claims he wasnt and I dont know...I cant PROVE that. Alls I know is he sat by Susi and the conversations were one couple sided (them talking; me calling Christian old). Anyways Sean heads out and Susi follows. I start having a fucking panic attack (Christian can vouch for me on this) saying I dont know what to do and they have to knock this shit off now cuz I cant handle it. Their putting me in the middle and I didnt like it.
Anyways Susi comes back in and the 3 of us go out into the parking lot. Shes like 'You can go home with Christian and Sean will give me a ride home'. Im like 'NO!' I get really pissed and tell Sean we're leaving and I said Susi your coming with me and went to my car before they could say anything. She followed and first thing she says when we get inside is 'Oh thank you Hala I didnt want to go with him!' Im like :O :| >:( "WTF where you saying that for then?!?!?!?!"
She told me they kissed and he wanted to be with her but they had no where to go. HOW TRUE that is I dont know...Susi is usually the seducer here mind you and thats no lie. Ask Ben (who she's treated like a bad bf for years cuz he doesnt 'love' her and wont be with her).
Anyways I get REALLY pissed and I start texting Sean. Im like 'Knock this shit off now you are not being with her again you owe me big Im gonna off your fucking cock if you do this again' and hes like 'ouch' im like 'damn straight' hes like 'dont worry we're going home' Im like 'Where the fuck were you going to go?!' hes like 'Not your place thats for sure!' Im like 'Im going to bed fuck off.' Hes like 'I would have had her home in a half hour!' I got pissed then said 'fuck off' and shut my phone off. Susi acted like a little kid with her hands in the cookie jar and said she was sorry. I told her this shit was NOT going on again.
Anyways *sigh* sorry this whole story is very unpleasent and fresh for me. So the next day (Friday) Sean says he made up with you and you were coming to the Backbooth that night. I said if asked Im NOT staying quiet. All of a sudden you werent coming anymore. I was REALLY pissed now. When we got there I didnt talk to him...and I was really upset (Justin, Kat, KB, Shadia can vouch for me on this one). I told Justin I will NOT work with Sean anymore I dont want to speak to him. He used me and put me in the middle of something wrong and I was PISSED!
Susi pissed me off that night (I dont think I seen her and Sean talk at all) by saying 'I was the only one in this making drama' and Im like :o "YOU 2 FUCKING PUT ME THERE!!!!!" I left her at the pita pit and when she came back to the Backbooth I told her she could get her shit out of my car and go home with someone else cuz Im not putting up with it (she was staying with me obviously) anymore. She starts protesting and Im like 'u have a phone and a card go away'.
She apparently (I talked to her the next morning when I dropped her off at her friend's house but that was the last day I talked with her) stayed the night at Justin and Sarah's and Sean drove her there but she claimed nothing happened. Sarah (I talked to her in Sebring; much to my surprise I kinda like her...she said u guys had a miscommunication and thats why for that fight...I dunno random sidebar ANYWAYS) said they were on the couch talking and she told Sean to go home because she thought something was up. He did and to my knowledge thats the last he seen Susi.
Anyways I was pissed at him for a week. I wrote a song (thats in my private profile not on this one) and sent it to his email and he deleted it cuz he didnt want you to see it. He apologized and said it was a drunken stupid thing and he didnt want to mess things up with you now. Anyways when I went to Sebring I didnt speak with him at all. It was horrible.
Then the morning after Sebring the LP Bitches (Kat, me, Shadia, KB, Nerely, April Mae, etc) started discussing the gf and ignore issue and we wrote Sean and Justin about it. Both of them wrote back and I ended up saying I wanted to end my feud with him...fighting with Keith was enough. So he called me and we talked and he said at the time it didnt seem like a big deal but now he knows it was. He said he was drunk, upset, and wanted to get even on some stupid level but he knew it was a mistake. He didnt want you to find out and said he'd deny it. I said dont put me in that position but I wont mention it just to mention it.
Through this whole ordeal he said he was single from Ybor to the Backbooth (a week). So I guess I didnt think of it as cheating but it was VERY unholy. I dont have much relationship expierence dear...I dont know the fine ends and outs of it. Sarah and KB both thought its something I should tell you but I didnt know if I wanted to make more drama or not (this was last ummm what Saturday?) I hope again you will forgive me...its been a HORRIBLE month and I just dont want anymore fighting.
I always thought of Sean as a bro and I couldnt believe he did this. Fighting with Keith and the Stupid Girls (gfs) is enough...LP was my haven from drama now it IS my drama.
I cant tell you what to do...for the few weeks I was mad at him I said you deserved someone better and I was sure (with Susi's big mouth) it would get back to your ears. But then on the other hand I always thought you and Sean were solid...and I thought you two would end married and happily ever after. I think he really does love you...but like all men he has his immature streaks. 9 year olds with hormones and alchol purchasing abilities.
Dont take that necessarily as a solid opinion...this is all I really can say on the subject because its all I know. If you want to talk to me you can write me here; or you can call me (just in case its *** *** ****.) Im going to bed...if I dont hear back from you I may call... ***** I really am sorry. I love you dear. Please forgive me."
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